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According to the Los Angeles Times, chihuahuas are out and pugs are in for the tiny-dog-carrying set.

Those of you who were raising hundreds of chihuahuas in hydroponic tanks in your closets have just found yourselves at the top of the market; sorry about that. If you're lucky, you can unload the li'l barkers to clueless social climbers in the Inland Empire before they get the message.

Otherwise, it's chili night!