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Allow me to present Bandit's Wine in Small Boxes, which according to its manufacturer is "beyond delicious with any type of food."

The guy getting it at the liquor store said it was great for camping.

Two stickers and it's great for drinking at high school football games, too!

THE ACK STEAK HOUSE, PROUDLY SERVING THE FAMOUS AND JUICY PTUIBONE STEAK:



IT'S NATURAL LIGHTER FLUID, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF TREES, SUDDENLY, FATALLY AND PAINFULLY BURNING YOUR SKIN WITH A STICKY NAPALM-LIKE BUT TOTALLY NATURAL GEL:

There are many reasons to order Bruce Licher's stuff: good music, he's a nice guy, honest seller. But my favorite reason is his letterpress art. The album covers are always amazing, he includes bits and pieces of letterpress from years past, and even the packaging is very him: Lots of labels, cool printing on things, and his own stamps along with the Postal Service ones. Edit: Go buy lots of stuff from him: http://stores.ebay.com/THE-INDEPENDENT-PROJECT-SHOP

( the stamps and package, large images warning )