Everything is now an energy drink

[substitute]

Even clam juice.

Comments

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

I thought clam juice was an aphrodisiac.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Apparently they added bull piss and some stimulants to KICK IT UP A NOTCH

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

but will it make you have 400 babies?

because i don't want to drink anything that isn't made with REAL LIGHTNING.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__procession/]

i don't know whether to be disgusted or totally enthralled by this.


i'm leaning toward enthralled.

[frozenrhino.livejournal.com]

That is fuckin disgusting.

But oddly delightful.

[handstil.livejournal.com]

Ummm, no.

[breezygirl.livejournal.com]

I only drink LOW CARB CLAM JUICE.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

LO, CRAB! CLAM JUICE!

[friendly-bandit.livejournal.com]

Wow! One that I won't try.

reggiT-unfriendly energy drink

[substitute.livejournal.com]

that has to be a first.

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

At least they're no longer using the advertising slogan, "Now with less clam!" I mean, you're Clamato for heaven's sake, stand tall and proud!