![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
You have no idea, Professor. I was browsing what I thought was the usual portfolio of young ladies in bathing costumes -- a mostly innocent pastime I'm sure you'll agree -- when the most indescribably terrible sight met my eyes. The face was in part human, but this unspeakably alien... I... I can't go on.
This PDF document from SPI Polyols, Inc. explains what a Sugar-Free Caramel is and which kinds of high-impact polystyrene, chrome vanadium alloy steel, high viscosity machine lubrication compounds, and ground rhino horn make the best ones.
Be sure also to read the important PDF titled: DO POLYOLS CAUSE LAXATION?
Torani's sugar-free caramel syrup has the ingredients: Purified water, natural flavors, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate (to preserve freshness), citric acid, xanthan gum, sucralose (SPLENDA® Brand), acesulfame potassium.
What... natural... flavors?
Be sure also to read the important PDF titled: DO POLYOLS CAUSE LAXATION?
Torani's sugar-free caramel syrup has the ingredients: Purified water, natural flavors, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate (to preserve freshness), citric acid, xanthan gum, sucralose (SPLENDA® Brand), acesulfame potassium.
What... natural... flavors?
Well, it's that time of year.
Oct. 27th, 2005 11:17 pm
There's a touch of frost in the air, it isn't quite Halloween, and we're all flat broke. Therefore it's Christmas Season, and I'm delighted to be the first to inaugurate it here on the LJ. I know some of you are going to say it's too soon, but if you really thought about it, you'd realize you want it to be Christmas all the time. Sure you do. Anyway, that magical time of year has come in which Santas on TV sell you subprime mortgages and inflatable pools, out-of-work actors in Dickensian clothing serenade you with faith-neutral carols outside the Chick Fil-A in the food court, and HR emails you jingly-bell clipart that blows up Windows. To kick things off properly, I'd like to remind everyone that He knows when you are Good or Bad, so be Good for Goodness Sakes. (Crude Flash, ~9 meg) Or you will suffer beyond your wildest imaginings.
Wassail, wassail!
