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You have no idea, Professor. I was browsing what I thought was the usual portfolio of young ladies in bathing costumes -- a mostly innocent pastime I'm sure you'll agree -- when the most indescribably terrible sight met my eyes. The face was in part human, but this unspeakably alien... I... I can't go on.
