In which Rachael Ray has a particularly strange day

Courtesy klikitak, some apparent placeholder text on Ms. Rachael Ray's website for her "heirloom recipe" submission form.

http://www.rachaelray.com/heirloom_submit.php

( for when it's taken down )

I for one would pay good money to watch Ms. Ray lead a UFO death cult into oblivion.

Van Halen Ultimate Fail!

When your preset synth track is played at 48K instead of 44.1K, do not attempt to play bravely through. No one and no thing can save you.

Semper Fi, talk show guy!

"I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today."
--Glenn Beck, Syndicated Radio Host, CNN Journalist and ABC Affiliate

Tip to Glenn: Stay out of Oceanside and particularly away from Camp Pendleton from now on. Marines are a humorless lot at times.