Our bozopunk future

1. We're so sorry our convicted sex criminal employee fondled your child. Please accept this twenty five dollar gift certificate as a token of our concern.
   
   
2. Let's sail down this lazy river in a GIANT YORKSHIRE PUDDING BOAT (thanks, 'vark!)
   
   
3. I want to commute all Batman cool in one of these awesome motorcycle-less sidecars!
   
   
4. I think this is only time I have seen a public safety organization use the music of Social Distortion in an official capacity, as the LAFD uses a citizen-made video for promotion. Includes profanity, guys on fire.
   
   
5. BIG SNAKE SURVIVES FIRE, with or without O.C. punk is not known.
   
   
6. Airbus would like its customers to consider stuffing 853 people in their new superplane by strapping them to backboards standing up. That would be especially cool when the mass panic occurred, I bet.
   
   
7. No subscription list is complete without POTATO STORAGE INTERNATIONAL!
   
   
8. Let's all go see the Japanese guys who play gospel music in blackface! AUGH! Les, you should join up, you'd only have to do half the makeup!
   
   
9. And for those of you who read this far, a special treat: a brand new, shiny unaccountable national secret police!

Innsmouth Community College Bikini Calendar Miss April

Kraken Girl, originally uploaded by Grabthar.

You have no idea, Professor. I was browsing what I thought was the usual portfolio of young ladies in bathing costumes -- a mostly innocent pastime I'm sure you'll agree -- when the most indescribably terrible sight met my eyes. The face was in part human, but this unspeakably alien... I... I can't go on.

LADIES... AND... GENTLEMEN..

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

bush999 or http://interglacial.com/rss/bush999.html

Yes, the long-awaited 999 NAMES OF GEORGE W. PUSH has been inaugurated. Please be here for all the magic!

I'm a PEOPLE PERSON!

Closing arguments in Fresno workplace spanking case-
By JULIANA BARBASSA, Associated Press Writer
Wednesday, April 26, 2006

(04-26) 17:07 PDT Fresno, Calif. (AP) --

A saleswoman who was spanked in front of her co-workers as part of what her employer said was a camaraderie-building exercise sat quietly in a courtroom Wednesday as lawyers gave closing arguments at her civil trial.

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1. FRESNO!

2. Lawyers named Nicholas "Butch" Wagner and K. Poncho Baker.

3. "No reasonable middle-aged woman would want..."

4. Folks, nonconsensual diaper play is not an accepted motivational technique.

5. I wonder what the nature of the other "injury" was?


URL: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/26/state/n132655D91.DTL

worst things ever to happen to music

http://music.aol.com/home/blender/rock-6

#18 and #13 are dead on

I'm sorry to say that #1 appears to be lil_om. Sorry, Adam. You're a nice guy, but...YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG!

Truly this is the finest rock cover version of all time.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

IT MAY SEEM A BIT DRY AT FIRST BUT HANG IN THERE UNTIL THE SOLO/DRUM BREAK WHEN THEY REALLY START TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITIES INHERENT IN THE SONG AND ADD THEIR OWN INESTIMABLE CREATIVE POWER