Hey!

I forgot to celebrate CRAPMAS this year!

Let's just go ahead and call that a good thing.

food of the day: dead things

Elaine posted a lovely recipe today for dumplings (that probably are very good, because they're dumplings), but holy crap just go read the thing.

I think these have to be the only dinner item fully approved for use at Nordic Black Metal Concerts.

"And now, Kröttchkrakkr's lead singer Iukki Bluudmess will perform their hit 'THE INFERIOR MORTALS WILL FEEL THE COLD BLADE OF THE NORTHERN FOREST'S MIGHT', followed by dumplings and animalistic rituals of blood and meat."

UPDATE

I am @D's, having just made an audio CD for Michelle so that she can enjoy the Black Velvet Flag album and some unexpected covers, including Billy Preston's version of Girls On Film.

Crazy Visor Guy is loudly conversing with all females, including nonhuman ones.

There is no cat on me.

D.A.R.E. TO KEEP KIDS OFF RUGS

1. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! GO TO CHURCH!
   
   
2. Our nation's funeral directors are ready for the moment when terror strikes. Eager, even. Let's roll in our graves, America! (Folks we couldn't make this shit up if we tried. Evelyn Waugh is dead, too.)
   
   
3. This person makes collages entirely constructed of wine labels!
   
   
4. AREA ROOSTER CALLS UPON GOD, IS SAVED. I want this Islamic Chicken to fight that goat what has Dale Earnhardt's number on it.
   
   
5. It's a bag for sleeping! A bag for walking! A walking sleeping bag!!
   
   
6. Today's phrase, courtesy WFMU, is PAT ROBERTSON'S AGE-DEFYING PANCAKES

Bullfrog Van

Bullfrog Van, originally uploaded by conradh.

This represents a large quantity of frogs for one medium-sized van, I think.