Chicken Limbo... ...OF DOOOOM

I love the CPSC Recall Reports.

Incidents/Injuries: Milton Bradley has received 46 reports of the Chicken Limbo party game collapsing unexpectedly. This includes 23 reports of injuries including bumps, bruises, welts and red marks, four reports of cuts, one chipped tooth and one fractured foot.

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Took mom out for her 77th (!) birthday to fancy-ass French restaurant Pascal. Pascal hasn't lost it after, what, 25 years? What a meal. Wallet now empty, but a couple of hours of earthly delights later. Hrmofpghg. Blrghg. Brup? I had white bean & duck confit soup, rack of lamb with ratatouille, and tarte tatin. She had beet/hazelnut/goat cheese salad, bouillabaisse, crème brulée. Bottle of '01 Beaune burgundy.

Hlrgbags. Frgghph. Glrpgh? Good thing I'm not rich or I'd do this more often.