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I love the CPSC Recall Reports.
Incidents/Injuries: Milton Bradley has received 46 reports of the Chicken Limbo party game collapsing unexpectedly. This includes 23 reports of injuries including bumps, bruises, welts and red marks, four reports of cuts, one chipped tooth and one fractured foot.

DOOOOOM

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Date: 2006-02-23 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-oil.livejournal.com
my neighbors had that; i was much too tall for it, so when i would limbo and hit his tail feathers he would make fun of me in a chicken voice. what an asshole.

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Date: 2006-02-23 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Next time I see you I'll be sure to mock you in a chicken voice!

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Date: 2006-02-23 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fengi.livejournal.com
Plus a number of kids who now have weird fetishes about performing oral sex with smartass chickens. Good god, could that photo be any more porny?

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Date: 2006-02-23 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hersheyjumper.livejournal.com
I am a firm believer of survival of the fittest. If we get to the point where the average child can't handle chicken limbo, we've got problems.

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Date: 2006-02-24 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gcrumb.livejournal.com
That photo reminds me of the punch line for a joke that I found excruciatingly funny in junior high school:

"Stupid! Get out of there before he shits on you!!"

(I suppose you have to know chickens to find that funny.)

C'mon, MON

Date: 2006-02-24 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcpino.livejournal.com
EV'RYBODY LIMB-GKGLKGGLKGHHHHH!

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Date: 2006-02-24 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-lisa.livejournal.com
Feathered bipeds strike back

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