Welcome to Irvine. Here's your trollop.

Apparently if you move into this apartment complex you are immediately confronted with the pool scene from Wild Things, or maybe Swimming Pool, or any other cool, chlorine-scented sex romp with an epicene cheekbony beauty you might have in mind. I'll take Grace Kelly in Rimini, please.

Also, "The Village". 'Nuff said.

Crows at Sunset in the big pepper tree

Crows at Sunset in the big pepper tree, originally uploaded by conradh.

Grawk.

For explosivo and other hockey fans

Also, insert bear joke here.

Bear Crashes Hockey Game

Thanks to do_not_lick

This phat joint is fixin to blow up

zebulon_y hooked me up with Haystak. Thanks, oJ!!!

Holy fucking shit, this is nasty.

7.5 quake in Mozambique. That can't be good news for those people. Came out as a 6.9 at first, but 7.5? With that infrastructure?

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/usjlca.php

lol & order

It's funny to put "lunch" instead of "love" into pop songs. I think Henry Rollins turned me on to that. It's even funnier when you spend 4 straight hours doing that in Tijuana while waiting for your friend's car to be reupholstered, but you'll have to trust me on that. Hey! You've got to hide your lunch awaaaay. Etc.

A new discovery is law -> lol. This is especially good when applied to pompous speeches, or in this case anguished Bible passages. From the Book of Romans, Chapter 7, verses 22-23 (NIV):

For in my inner being I delight in God's lol; but I see another lol at work in the members of my body, waging war against the lol of my mind and making me a prisoner of the lol of sin at work within my members.

Lunch is the lol, folks.

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eBay Bulges

The best one is behind the cut.

( Warning: SFW but spandex! )

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v, originally uploaded by conradh.

It's awfully weird to see movie posters on phone poles in my neighborhood, especially with additional tchotchkes attached. For a March 27 release, no less. I took a mask.

Simulcast to syn_promo autoweek rss

Autoweek is the leading U.S. newsweekly for automotive enthusiasts and the industry.

I syndicated three of Autoweek magazine's new RSS feeds:

autoweek — Latest headlines and breaking news

autoweek_sports — Motorsports news

autoweekreviews — Vehicle reviews

Enjoy!

okay, one more link sorry

While on the subject of cars, let me present the Wrightspeed X1: 0-60 in 3 seconds, 170 mpg CARB equivalent. Yes, it's an electric Ariel Atom. Watch it blow the doors off $600,000 in euro supercar hardware in a .wmv video.

Wish it was in production. Damn that's cool.