Hey genericus!

Stanley Ruiz has a great use for that leftover barong you have in the Jetta!

via We Make Money Not Art

We shall not rest...

...until the entire juvenile population is obese and diabetic! Our next step is drinking the Coke through a piece of candy.

Thank you Mark Morford

You're my literary hero!

...brought up by a sadistic pedophiliac Pentecostal preacher father who only has one good arm and a decimated colon, and a narcoleptic mother with 17 cats who sucks down cases of Tab and reads the "Left Behind" books as nonfiction and who passes out every night in a Percocet haze watching endless reruns of "Knight Rider."

Infant Musical Toy Chair!

...OF DOOOOOOOOM

Fisher-Price Recalls Infant Musical Toy Chair Posing Strangulation Hazard

today's amusing Google Video

An Australian comedy group I haven't heard of singing the true love song of the modern man.

45 YEARS OF CHILDREN BLOWING MEAT WHISTLES

They were hand-delivered to youngsters all over the country by Little Oscar, the diminutive chef and OSCAR MAYER goodwill ambassador who appeared with the WIENERMOBILE at events throughout the 50's and 60's. The whistles were even occasionally offered in packages of OSCAR MAYER® Hot Dogs.

Throughout the 80's, the WIENERWHISTLE seemed to have remained out of the spotlight. But then, another "first" occurred: the WIENERWHISTLE was given a whole new look.

Dug up from a 1999 memepool entry and the always helpful archive.org, THE WIENER WHISTLE HISTORY PAGE

HOW TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

I am going to this, and so are you. The L.A. show has Savage Republic, which is a worship object for me. I bet Blixa's solo stuff is going to be enjoyably disturbing also. Shows in SD, SF, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver BC, even Calgary! Lots of variation in the stuff happening from night to night and city to city.

I wonder why F-Space isn't going to Canada? Maybe they're FELONIOUS.

I do like artnoise. And I've liked SR and Blixa for more than 20 years now, so it's COMFORT NOISE for me now.