Infant Musical Toy Chair!

[substitute]

...OF DOOOOOOOOM

Fisher-Price Recalls Infant Musical Toy Chair Posing Strangulation Hazard

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[changeng.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

And the mercy seat is waiting
I think my rattle's falling
And for my mother I am bawling
Like I'm just getting a tooth
An eye for an eye, and a proof for a proof
I'll never grow to be a youth
And I'm not afraid to die...

The Worm

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

Little Worms for Little Ones

It's like a little puzzle for me. You told me it's a strangulation hazard, I had it identified after maybe 30 seconds. Oh boy, right again.

Just heard yet another horrible story, which DID NOT end in infant death, yay.

woodchippersiesta indeed

Funny guy

laughter

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing as I type this--"woodchippersiesta" cracks me up. I laughed anew as I was typing it in quotes.