cellphone, teflon bullet, bag of blow, coke whore, motel room

asshole plumber, useful friendly carpet guy with loud machines and bad news, not enough three prong plugs, cat going insane, extended family visiting and being neurotic, Thanksgiving with me responsible for food, work making me push individual untagged files to servers without QA because frontend fuckup, no shower for 2 days, blowjobs, suicide, Heil Hitler

MMWR

Public health dorks and others interested in issues of disease, public health, and complete and utter pants-filling terror may be interested in the mmwr feed I just created, which is from the Centers for Disease Control's canonical Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. The MMWR summarizes various aspects of doom in the U.S. and elsewhere and has other articles of interest.

Plumber's gone!

...and I have hot water now, too.

the bitter asswipe rides again

1. Hey look everybody there's a DEAD ABORTED FETUS IN THE SKY AAA AAA AAAAIIIIIIGGGH. Man, it's bad enough when they bring those pictures down to the beach and freak out the children.
   
   
2. Yeah, so, the space shuttle broke again. And stuff.
   
   
3. I'm sure brianenigma will welcome this opportunity to actually wear the sea monkeys around his neck instead of just watching them slowly die in a tank.
   
   
4. Our oppressive goons are also comic opera idiots.
   
   
5. ohnotheydidnt presents a combo of Michael Jackson probably wouldn't like emacs either and dude you shouldn't be apologizing to Jennifer.