cellphone, teflon bullet, bag of blow, coke whore, motel room

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asshole plumber, useful friendly carpet guy with loud machines and bad news, not enough three prong plugs, cat going insane, extended family visiting and being neurotic, Thanksgiving with me responsible for food, work making me push individual untagged files to servers without QA because frontend fuckup, no shower for 2 days, blowjobs, suicide, Heil Hitler