Remember journalism?

[substitute]

Actual photo caption from our local rag:

[redacted list of children] all enjoy some exocit fruits and vegtables at Sonora Elementarys Nutrition night

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Exotic fruits!

You mean like Jaye Davidson? Thats an exotic fruit! Thats not right for the children to be enjoying!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I think an exocit fruit is the kind that blows up an English warship. Whether it looks like Klaus Nomi or not is currently unknown.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Come on humans. Let's doooooooooo the twist.

[bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com)]

It seems that for the latter half of the 20th century, as well as now, that unless you live in a large city, the small local rag was never an exemplary case of journalistic acumen.

[elserracho.livejournal.com]

maybe redacting all those exocit fruits made them to tired to use proper punctuation. they should try speel chek.

[handstil.livejournal.com]

It says something that I am forgiving of all journalistic errors and am just plain happy that children ate actual FOOD.