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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2008-08-15 09:11 pm
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Remember journalism?

Actual photo caption from our local rag:

[redacted list of children] all enjoy some exocit fruits and vegtables at Sonora Elementarys Nutrition night

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Exotic fruits!

You mean like Jaye Davidson? Thats an exotic fruit! Thats not right for the children to be enjoying!

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I think an exocit fruit is the kind that blows up an English warship. Whether it looks like Klaus Nomi or not is currently unknown.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Come on humans. Let's doooooooooo the twist.

[identity profile] bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com) 2008-08-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems that for the latter half of the 20th century, as well as now, that unless you live in a large city, the small local rag was never an exemplary case of journalistic acumen.

[identity profile] elserracho.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe redacting all those exocit fruits made them to tired to use proper punctuation. they should try speel chek.

[identity profile] handstil.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It says something that I am forgiving of all journalistic errors and am just plain happy that children ate actual FOOD.