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Boy do they have the wrong number. Caught fresh in the wild by my spamchecker, some native Chilean spawning spalmon:
From: "FILETE DE SALMON A DOMICILIO" <buenamesa@chile.com>
Date: February 25, 2007 8:45:11 PM PST
To: "3" <buenamesa@chile.com>
Subject: FILETE DE SALMON A DOMICILIO

DISFRUTE DE EL MEJOR FILETE DE SALMON ENTREGADO EN SU DOMICILIO SIN RECARGO PARA USTED.(solo en la ciudad de santiago)

NUESTROS PRECIOS SON LOS SIGUIENTES:

FILETE DE SALMON FRESCO Y CONGELADO SELLADO AL VACIO 3.800.- POR KILO
FILETE DE SALMON AHUMADO SELLADO AL VACIO 5.000.- POR KILO


HAGA SU PEDIDO AL CORREO salmonchile@chile.com O LLAME AL FONO 09-7424993

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Of course,

Date: 2007-02-28 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolodymyr.livejournal.com
I initially read that as "porn kilo."

Re: Of course,

Date: 2007-02-28 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
EQUIVALENT TO ROUGHLY 2.2 PORN POUNDS!!!

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Date: 2007-02-28 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolodymyr.livejournal.com
Without hairspray & lube, 2.1

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Date: 2007-02-28 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srl.livejournal.com
On sale now for Lent?

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Date: 2007-02-28 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrecking--ball.livejournal.com
Still, you have to love a city where there's a service that delivers fresh salmon to your 'domicile'...

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