HONK HONK HONK THE BIG WHALE-SAVING TRUCK IS HERE

[substitute]

FOLKS I'M SHOWING MY SUPPORT FOR THE OCEAN AND THE BEACH AND THE FISH AND THE WHALES AND THE SEA ANEMONES AND THE SURFERS AND THE LAUGHING, RUNNING CHILDREN IN THE WAVES AND OUR FUTURE ON THE PLANET BY PUTTING THIS ORNAMENTAL LICENSE PLATE ON MY PIECE OF SHIT TRUCK THAT GETS 14 MILES PER GALLON AND IS ENTIRELY EMPTY BUT EXTREMELY SHINY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!

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[mendel.livejournal.com]

SO THEY TELL ME I CAN GET A WHALE TAIL ON MY LICENSE PLATE, RIGHT? BUT THEN I GET THE THING AND IT'S JUST GOT SOME OCEAN SHIT. WHAT'S WITH THAT?