Shot through the honk, and you're to blame

[substitute]

For years I've been substituting "lunch" for "love", courtesy an old Henry Rollins bit.

In the last 5 years I started substituting "bozo" for "cyber" which works really well.

More recently "law" has become "lol".

Today's addition is that "heart" is now "honk" in all situations.

Please make a note of it.

Comments

wanna bozo?

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

"in love" is always "on drugs."
"world" is better as "squirrel."

Re: wanna bozo?

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

...I'd like to teach the squirrel to sing...

HA! wonderful!

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

it's the end of the squirrel as we know it.

sing it!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

...and I think to myself, "What a wonderful squirrel..."

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

lately i find myself gazing at stars, hearing guitars like someone on drugs.

Re: sing it!

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

We are the squirrel...

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

You left out your impulsive monkey substitutions.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The lunch of monkey is the root of all kinds of emo.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Lunch is the lol, lunch under will.

[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

I myself enjoy sitting down to a honky meal.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

WINNER

O and I have had fun with this one (especially in song lyrics)

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

dance -> prance

Re: O and I have had fun with this one (especially in song lyrics)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

If I had a chance I'd ask a girl to prance and not be prancin' with myself, oh oh ah oh.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

On the message board of a heavy metal label I used to frequent, moderators set up a program that converted every instance of "nigger" to "friend." Unfortunately this caught on among the skinheads, who ruined "friendship" for me for life.

Ann & Nancy Wilson would be pleased to call their band "Honk."

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

...the honk is a lonely hunter...

[sp0rk0.livejournal.com]

Owner of a lonely honk!