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Eddie Money is playing at our shopping mall tonight..

Your chance to hear "Two Tickets to Paradise" in the Bloomingdale's Courtyard at Fashion Island. Other things you can do tonight include stabbing yourself in the face and head, drinking a glass of warm vinegar, and looking at photos of skin diseases.

It's Wednesday night in Orange County. What are you all waiting for? THE NIGHT IS CALLING YOU
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Ecotourists may be making the gorillas sick.

I think the whole problem with "ecotourism" is contained in its name. Just Stay Home, everyone.

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