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I'm in the process of donating some cash to Doctors Without Borders and filling out my personal info. I have to choose a "Title", meaning my salutation. The number of possible salutations in the drop-down menu is insane. Shall I be Mr. and Mrs. Rabbi? Sheik? Sergeant-at-Arms? Reverend Mother?

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