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This is the fault of the Exploding Aardvark

Sometimes you see a news story or a link or whatever and think "Hey, this friend of mine would be interested. Other times you might see one and say "Wow, this is tailor made for this one friend of mine!" And then there's the time you see a web page and say "Holy crap! brianenigma is controlling the universe somehow!"

Combining Bettie Page and an inflatable monkey in one blog update. What are the chances, folks?