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SPRING: May I be excused, please?
Apr. 9th, 2006 11:41 pmThe girls won't touch me 'cause I got a misdirection.*
UGH.
*This is from a Pere Ubu song but is also true.
UGH.
*This is from a Pere Ubu song but is also true.
In no particular order:
"Revive Lupercalia instead. Don't forget the goat and dog sacrifice!"
"Sex at the zoo!"
"Ironic 'my funny valentine party' wherein we all get drunk and make warped, disgusting cards for each other."
"Book table for 2 @Spago, act disappointed when 2nd party is no show, enjoy dinner, leave backpack bomb under table, dash out on check, enjoy explosion from safe distance."
The list is here at the poll results.
"Other" was the winner by a long shot, followed by "Spasmodic, bonobo-like masturbation", "Pure bitter bile, straight no chaser", and "Transgressive BDSM orgy with harem of doe-eyed, slinky ingenues".
That last one does sound awesome but presents logistical difficulties. The first one is easy enough, though. Why if I had a dollar for...
"Revive Lupercalia instead. Don't forget the goat and dog sacrifice!"
"Sex at the zoo!"
"Ironic 'my funny valentine party' wherein we all get drunk and make warped, disgusting cards for each other."
"Book table for 2 @Spago, act disappointed when 2nd party is no show, enjoy dinner, leave backpack bomb under table, dash out on check, enjoy explosion from safe distance."
The list is here at the poll results.
"Other" was the winner by a long shot, followed by "Spasmodic, bonobo-like masturbation", "Pure bitter bile, straight no chaser", and "Transgressive BDSM orgy with harem of doe-eyed, slinky ingenues".
That last one does sound awesome but presents logistical difficulties. The first one is easy enough, though. Why if I had a dollar for...
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Sep. 19th, 2005 01:20 amHi honey. This is the longest time I have gone without ever speaking to you over the phone. God I miss you. I wish someone, anyone could make sure you see this and let you know that I still love you and am in love with you and always will be. Your also a great dental hygenist and friend.
