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Today in Junk Mail (paper kind)
May. 16th, 2007 02:51 pmMom gets junk mail with message on the outside: "FREE PREPAID CREMATION! DETAILS INSIDE."
Her: "I can't wait to find out how this deal works!"
Me: "For chrissakes don't open that envelope until you're ready to be cremated!"
Her: "I can't wait to find out how this deal works!"
Me: "For chrissakes don't open that envelope until you're ready to be cremated!"
