I am so totally blowing up L.A., dude.

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O.C.'s own terrorist wack job Adam Gadahn is the star of Al Qaeda's latest video, in which Melbourne and Los Angeles are threatened. You know, it would be appropriate if the next totally fucked-up terrorist attack was carried out by yet another freaky Californian who's been doing cults and subcultures for years and finally found the one that would piss off his parents the most.

I bet Al Qaeda is only going to show videos until they get an audience built, though. Then it will be game shows and comedy and drama series, and they'll start showing videos on AQ1...