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From Montclair, California, in the heart of the Inland Empire, it's Valeron and his mistress Dominae! 909 vampire BDSM repre-fuckin'-sent!

Occupation: Accountant for a retirement home.

Here's a shot of him "Pondering the Cold Dark Wasteland of Eternity" (his phrase). Note the Shot Glass of Evil from Spencer's Gifts.

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Date: 2005-09-04 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cataptromancer.livejournal.com
Her name is in the genitive case?

dumfucative, actually!

Date: 2005-09-04 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Everyone knows you just add "-ae" to make stuff more Latin!

Re: dumfucative, actually!

Date: 2005-09-04 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cataptromancer.livejournal.com
Ah, the rare lookscoolative case. I've heard about it in grammars but I thought...I thought it was a MYTH.

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Date: 2005-09-04 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p0tat0es.livejournal.com
Do you think his mom minds him having a dungeon in her basement?

Would you and Dominae like some punch, honey?

Date: 2005-09-04 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
"Brad always has been so creative."

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Date: 2005-09-05 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
Mmmm, I spy a Heino icon. =D YEY!

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Date: 2005-09-05 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p0tat0es.livejournal.com
Ja! Heino ist...er...creepy ;)

Him!

Date: 2005-09-04 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com
It's President Hop Topic!!!

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Date: 2005-09-04 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] changeng.livejournal.com
well, I think his eyes are dreamy.

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Date: 2005-09-05 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com
I think your eyes are dreamy, Buggy.

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Date: 2005-09-05 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] changeng.livejournal.com
yeah, well you say that to all the praying manitseseses

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Date: 2005-09-05 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com
They're green. You're yellow like Skeletor.

Image

Bletch.....

Date: 2005-09-04 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hersheyjumper.livejournal.com
I just lost my lunch.

(were is his buddy...Seinfeld?)

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Date: 2005-09-05 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cordiloquy.livejournal.com
"He is a spectral vision of pure malevolence, and he works with me at the Cinnabon!" — that "Goth Talk" skit on SNL

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Date: 2005-09-05 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ranai.livejournal.com
Kevin Pollack!

hurrrrrrrrrrr

Date: 2005-09-05 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zebulon-y.livejournal.com
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1101.html

PANTS: OKAY IT TURNS OUT DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD IS FRAUGHT WITH HEALTH RISKS AND ISSUES SO I'M GOING TO BE THE VAMPYRE THAT DRINKS DOUBLE ICED MOCHAS

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Date: 2005-09-05 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com
"... baby, i SWEAR that when we are REAL vampyres the male pattern baldness will reverse itself! yes, the back hair will go away, too, i promise ..."

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