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Date: 2005-09-01 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
It looks so good while I STAB MY EYES OUT WITH SHRIMP FORKS! WITH SHRIMP FORKS! WITH SHRIMP FORRRRRRRKS!

Anyone who puts anything in my kitchen that looks so much like a very mutated dump is cleaning it up with ...

THE SHRIMP FORKS!!!

*ahem*.

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Date: 2005-09-01 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
WHY YES I'D LOVE A BIG OLD SHIT LOG WITH CONGEALED PIG BLOOD ALL OVER IT! AND DON'T HOLD BACK ON THE SLOP FROM THE FLOOR AT THE CHEESE FACTORY BECAUSE I LIKE TO INDULGE.

AFTERWARDS I'LL PULL OUT THE BACK HAIR OF A DEAD FAT GREEK GUY AND INHALE IT!!!!

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Date: 2005-09-01 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com
and don't forget the...

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Date: 2005-09-01 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
SHRIIIIIIMP FORRRRRKS!

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Date: 2005-09-01 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
DOOD PENTHOUSE FORUM SAYS IF YOU STICK THE HAIR IN A BONG AND SMOKE IT, YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO STOP SCREWING (goats) !!!!!!

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