WHY YES I'D LOVE A BIG OLD SHIT LOG WITH CONGEALED PIG BLOOD ALL OVER IT! AND DON'T HOLD BACK ON THE SLOP FROM THE FLOOR AT THE CHEESE FACTORY BECAUSE I LIKE TO INDULGE.
AFTERWARDS I'LL PULL OUT THE BACK HAIR OF A DEAD FAT GREEK GUY AND INHALE IT!!!!
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Date: 2005-09-01 08:51 pm (UTC)Anyone who puts anything in my kitchen that looks so much like a very mutated dump is cleaning it up with ...
THE SHRIMP FORKS!!!
*ahem*.
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Date: 2005-09-01 08:57 pm (UTC)AFTERWARDS I'LL PULL OUT THE BACK HAIR OF A DEAD FAT GREEK GUY AND INHALE IT!!!!
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Date: 2005-09-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-01 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-01 09:00 pm (UTC)