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[substitute]

http://www.wmtw.com/health/4743640/detail.html

breathe

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

breathe

http://www.lifewave.com/

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oh god i feel more energy already! i'm weeping with joy!

Comments

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

LifeWave™ is the world leader in the emerging field of organically constructed nano-antennas for the passive frequency modulation of the human magnetic field. ... [T]his product instruct[s] the body to transport fats to the mitochondria for ATP production.

That sounds SCIENCEY! My mitochondria need MORE FAT! I'm gonna eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and TOTALLY RUN the FOUR-MINUTE MILE!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

...with SPRING SHOES ON!!!!!!!

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

[straps on rocket skates]