inventory sale
May. 8th, 2005 10:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteI return from my vacation to find my friends & family in heaven and hell simultaneously. The count among people up to 2 degrees from me is:
1 animal bite requiring ER visit and antibiotics
1 big promotion and raise
4 bone fractures (in four separate people!)
1 new and incurable liver disease of unknown origin
2 breakups
2 acceptances to good academic programs
1 new cancer diagnosis
1 government grant
1 childhood asthma diagnosis
2 new apartments that were greatly desired
If I touch you, either you'll get $50,000 in small bills or your left patella will explode.
1 animal bite requiring ER visit and antibiotics
1 big promotion and raise
4 bone fractures (in four separate people!)
1 new and incurable liver disease of unknown origin
2 breakups
2 acceptances to good academic programs
1 new cancer diagnosis
1 government grant
1 childhood asthma diagnosis
2 new apartments that were greatly desired
If I touch you, either you'll get $50,000 in small bills or your left patella will explode.
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Date: 2005-05-09 07:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-05-09 01:55 pm (UTC)Dare I ask who got the animal bite?
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Date: 2005-05-09 08:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-09 02:36 pm (UTC)patella shmatella
Date: 2005-05-09 05:37 pm (UTC)