underwear

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I just bought underwear. Usually I do this at a bigbox store and get generic cheap underpants & socks. This time I went to a discounter and got fancy rich people underwear & socks for the same money.

Jesus CHRIST there was a lot of packaging. Getting briefs out of a package was like opening up a new iPod or something. I'm used to just ripping open the bag-o-cloth and dumping it in the washer. After 15 minutes I have three different pieces of tape on me and my trash can is full of cardboard on which there are pictures of well-muscled young gay men.

I bet rich people spend all their time fighting packaging.

You have now read my internet diary article about my underwear. You're glad!

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

I tried to buy some 3-to-a-bag underwear today (I prefer boy underwear). I could only find the one-to-a-hanger (hanger for underwear?!) underwear which is, I suppose, flipping into the Lingerie Zone. TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS A PAIR. WTF. I don't even buy the 3-to-a-bag kind for more than $20 a bag.

The world of ass coverage has changed. Sigh.