underwear

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I just bought underwear. Usually I do this at a bigbox store and get generic cheap underpants & socks. This time I went to a discounter and got fancy rich people underwear & socks for the same money.

Jesus CHRIST there was a lot of packaging. Getting briefs out of a package was like opening up a new iPod or something. I'm used to just ripping open the bag-o-cloth and dumping it in the washer. After 15 minutes I have three different pieces of tape on me and my trash can is full of cardboard on which there are pictures of well-muscled young gay men.

I bet rich people spend all their time fighting packaging.

You have now read my internet diary article about my underwear. You're glad!

Comments

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

I bet rich people spend all their time fighting packaging.

Maybe so. But the really rich people have people who fight the packaging for them.


Me, I buy the Jabba The Hutt line. There isn't any packaging at all :)

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I tried to buy some 3-to-a-bag underwear today (I prefer boy underwear). I could only find the one-to-a-hanger (hanger for underwear?!) underwear which is, I suppose, flipping into the Lingerie Zone. TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS A PAIR. WTF. I don't even buy the 3-to-a-bag kind for more than $20 a bag.

The world of ass coverage has changed. Sigh.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

I go into Victorias Secret "megapalace of chones" once a year for the after Christmas "sale".
(excuse me, $20 a PAIR marked down from $35 is NOT a sale)
Well anyway, I find it disturbing that there is no packaging to seperate it from the other underwear in the giant BINS they are all clusterfucking in.
I always think "Why do tongs feel like something that should be available while scavenging this bin-o-lust".
I also ponder that women try these underwear ON sometimes (a vile and deplorable attribute), How do I know that the underthings I choose haven't rubbed crotches with some other minced pair, or that the ones I choose aren't in fact tainted themselves?
I refuse to touch the crotch butter of any woman that would shop at Victorias Secret. HOOCHIES!
So be glad for all your protective layers and shit.

you stole my non-entry!!!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I had been contemplating an entry about my underwear and more than anyone needed to know about it, but restrained myself.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

You have to really want to wear those under.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

What's a chone?

Re: you stole my non-entry!!!

[leolo.livejournal.com]

How about declaring some arbitrary day as international post about your underware day?

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

Rich people have people who open their new underwear packages for them.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE ROAST BEEF

[djproctology.livejournal.com]

the alter ego of bobbyisosceles