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[kniwt.livejournal.com]

"And then you put the electrodes here and HERE ..."
"Shit, girl, I ain't yo' personal torture ho!"

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Your Tiger-style is no match for my flying abs of death!

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

"T-boz tries to feed Lil' Kim spaghetti, misses, sticks fork in own eye"

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

Dayum, girl, ya forget to take the strap-on off?

[miss-education.livejournal.com]

"uh oh, I think I'm gonna go HERE"
"OH NO YOU DON'T"

[bikupan.livejournal.com]

i must to talk to nicolette about updating her wardrobe.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

"Janette's got nothin' on you, girl"

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Yo, this one goes out to my mainman Preparation H.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

Take off zee bra and you win the Axl Rose look alike contest.

Not just for Kunta Kinte...

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

The Camel Toe traces back it "Roots".

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

FEAR MY UNDERBITE

[friendly-bandit.livejournal.com]

T BRANDON I HAD NO IDEA HOMOSEXUALITY INVOLVED SO MUCH CHAFING!

The dildo

[leolo.livejournal.com]

-Imma tell ya, the dildo were this big.
-No way, bizzatch!