[identity profile] kniwt.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"And then you put the electrodes here and HERE ..."
"Shit, girl, I ain't yo' personal torture ho!"

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Your Tiger-style is no match for my flying abs of death!

[identity profile] bruisedhips.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"T-boz tries to feed Lil' Kim spaghetti, misses, sticks fork in own eye"

[identity profile] sachmet.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Dayum, girl, ya forget to take the strap-on off?

[identity profile] miss-education.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"uh oh, I think I'm gonna go HERE"
"OH NO YOU DON'T"

[identity profile] bikupan.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i must to talk to nicolette about updating her wardrobe.

[identity profile] trinnit.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Janette's got nothin' on you, girl"

[identity profile] spacemummy.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo, this one goes out to my mainman Preparation H.

[identity profile] chaptal.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Take off zee bra and you win the Axl Rose look alike contest.

Not just for Kunta Kinte...

[identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
The Camel Toe traces back it "Roots".

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
FEAR MY UNDERBITE

[identity profile] friendly-bandit.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
T BRANDON I HAD NO IDEA HOMOSEXUALITY INVOLVED SO MUCH CHAFING!

The dildo

[identity profile] leolo.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
-Imma tell ya, the dildo were this big.
-No way, bizzatch!