Talking points

[substitute]

• Satanist Christmas sweaters
  
  
• Wreaths on SUVs
  
  
• The word "slacks"
  
  
• The Marine Hardware Rule
  
  
• "Unpimp my ride"
  
  
• Patriotic Christmas ornaments

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The Marine Hardware Rule

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A piece of hardware which costs fifty cents will cost five dollars at a marine hardware store because they know you have a boat.