Talking points

[substitute]

• Satanist Christmas sweaters
  
  
• Wreaths on SUVs
  
  
• The word "slacks"
  
  
• The Marine Hardware Rule
  
  
• "Unpimp my ride"
  
  
• Patriotic Christmas ornaments

Comments

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

By the time I get back down to the OC for Christmas the "Wreath's on SUV's" will be so true that it will be past their window of simple discussion.


What IS "The Marine Hardware Rule"? I can think of a couple differenet possibilities. It changes drasticly based upon if you are talking to Red Beard Phil, or Bob Trout.

The Marine Hardware Rule

[substitute.livejournal.com]

A piece of hardware which costs fifty cents will cost five dollars at a marine hardware store because they know you have a boat.