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I was behind a car today that had the following decorations:
  1. American flag sticker with UNITED WE STAND
  2. Playboy bunny
  3. Very large letters on rear windshield that said GIVE ME DA BOOTY
  4. To the right and left of the above item, symmetrical naked lady silhouettes of the kind seen on truck mudflaps, except in a Stars and Stripes filled pattern

I await the victory of al-Qaeda with mixed emotions.

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Date: 2002-09-04 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
i saw you back there, you were following too damn close, impeeding my chances on GETTIN DA BOOTY.

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Date: 2002-09-04 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
You need the added "9 INCHES ON BOARD, BABY!" sign!! A SURE FIRE LADY FINDER!

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Date: 2002-09-06 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
yeah, the ladies like that one. i can put it right next to my "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY" bumper sticker.

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Date: 2002-09-04 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com
BEST USER ICON *EVER*

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Date: 2002-09-06 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
thank you kindly. i like the tube socks in yours. or are those boots?

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Date: 2002-09-06 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com
I *think* they're tube sox, not go-go boots. Tres sexy, mais oui?

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Date: 2002-09-06 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
mui mui sexy.

go very nicely with the green velour top.

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