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I was behind a car today that had the following decorations:
  1. American flag sticker with UNITED WE STAND
  2. Playboy bunny
  3. Very large letters on rear windshield that said GIVE ME DA BOOTY
  4. To the right and left of the above item, symmetrical naked lady silhouettes of the kind seen on truck mudflaps, except in a Stars and Stripes filled pattern

I await the victory of al-Qaeda with mixed emotions.

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Date: 2002-09-04 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
i saw you back there, you were following too damn close, impeeding my chances on GETTIN DA BOOTY.

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Date: 2002-09-04 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
You need the added "9 INCHES ON BOARD, BABY!" sign!! A SURE FIRE LADY FINDER!

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Date: 2002-09-06 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
yeah, the ladies like that one. i can put it right next to my "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY" bumper sticker.

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Date: 2002-09-04 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com
BEST USER ICON *EVER*

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Date: 2002-09-06 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
thank you kindly. i like the tube socks in yours. or are those boots?

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Date: 2002-09-06 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com
I *think* they're tube sox, not go-go boots. Tres sexy, mais oui?

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Date: 2002-09-06 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenaciousg.livejournal.com
mui mui sexy.

go very nicely with the green velour top.

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Date: 2002-09-04 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com
Dat's Amererika DA BOOTYLISCIOUS to you!

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Date: 2002-09-04 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com
they must buy from my work.

icky.

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Date: 2002-09-04 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loose-joints.livejournal.com
And people wonder why Americans are disliked by citizens of other nations. Between the ass clowns in SUVs and our diminishing civil rights, I'm not sure if it matters who wins.

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Date: 2002-09-04 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
I still have hope -- they didn't have those truck testicles on. Yet.

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Date: 2002-09-04 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flipzagging.livejournal.com
Yo waht are U suM kind a COMMIE U CAN go BACK TO AFGANIASSTAN AND GET YOUR ASS TANNED AND also Read "PlaySultan" which WILL ONLY have pics of CHICKS IN BURKKAs NO WAIT I FORGOT YOUR GAY who ELSE would have a pic of SADUM HOOSSANE because YOUR GAY thats why SO I SAY GIV ME DA BOOTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!! IF I CATCH U on DA STREET if U ARE MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ME U will be SEEING MY MUDFLAPS UP CLOSE becuz YOU WILL BE RUNNED OVER LOVE AMERICA PEACE OUT

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Date: 2002-09-04 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rpkrajewski.livejournal.com
i love you

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Date: 2002-09-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awrex.livejournal.com
you know i think i saw that same car in many states in the midwest while on tour...

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