I just keep posting links, i'm sad

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And this one is a real humdinger.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/14/1026185141232.html

No, comrade, I did not insult the cadre's efforts toward increasing milled steel production. No, I did not! Do not send me to the chlorine factory again!

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[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

DUDE!!!!! Where do I sign up to be a secret policeman?! Where do we ALL sign up? We can give them so many false positives that they'll be overwhelmed!

...well, either that or they will start executing innocent people in the dark of night...