I just keep posting links, i'm sad

[substitute]

And this one is a real humdinger.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/14/1026185141232.html

No, comrade, I did not insult the cadre's efforts toward increasing milled steel production. No, I did not! Do not send me to the chlorine factory again!

Comments

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

DUDE!!!!! Where do I sign up to be a secret policeman?! Where do we ALL sign up? We can give them so many false positives that they'll be overwhelmed!

...well, either that or they will start executing innocent people in the dark of night...

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Holy Speechless-O-Rama!!11! +_o

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

ATTENION! ATTENTION!

I am working on becoming a lawyer. At the estimated trajectory, I should reach this goal in 3 years and 11 months. This means that I can work on getting you out in about 4 years and 8 months (after I pass the bar.) This all irrelevant, of course, once I get hauled off to military jail once the government discovers that I too have an opinion. Be careful! Your cable guy could report you, should you not profess undying loyalty to the Fox News Channel.