Worst. Personal. Ever.

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I should unsubscribe from this but then you know I get something freakin' CHOICE and I have to share and it's all worth it:

http://personals.yahoo.com/personals-1053709912-063492

I shall take her out to the Outback Steakhouse wearing SHOES MADE OF DEAD THINGS

Comments

[turnip.livejournal.com]

what bothers me the most about this profile (and there's a lot that bothers me) is the whole
sense of humor: tell you later.

anyone who would put off 'sense of humor' like it's not really relevant is in serious mental trouble.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess you get kind of cautious about these things when you're aged 18-99.

And, of course, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."