Worst. Personal. Ever.

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I should unsubscribe from this but then you know I get something freakin' CHOICE and I have to share and it's all worth it:

http://personals.yahoo.com/personals-1053709912-063492

I shall take her out to the Outback Steakhouse wearing SHOES MADE OF DEAD THINGS

Comments

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

you may have to use the old wanna see my Rhesus monkey line on her

[sistermaryeris.livejournal.com]

Heh. I subscribe to those things about once a year. But all I ever get is serial killer lookalikes and gay guys who aren't admitting they are gay yet.

[circumambulate.livejournal.com]

Gee, wonder why she's single?

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

what kind of person misspells 'foreword' WHEN IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK?

yeah

[substitute.livejournal.com]

kennfusion drives a Miata.

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Hey, she's passionate.

What is she hiding about that sense of humor though. Will she laugh only when all the animals are free again?

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think this guy gets to claim the title of worst personal ad ever.

"young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter"

Yikes.

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

wasn't that in Germany... I think that was a spoof of something that really happened...

I am very curious though... What she would do to an animal researcher that is ready to speak up...

[turnip.livejournal.com]

what bothers me the most about this profile (and there's a lot that bothers me) is the whole
sense of humor: tell you later.

anyone who would put off 'sense of humor' like it's not really relevant is in serious mental trouble.

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3230774.stm

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess you get kind of cautious about these things when you're aged 18-99.

And, of course, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."