Please incinerate the planet

[substitute]

IM from a friend:

I stumbled across the user profile for "A christian submissive dragon otherkin named Jessica."

Dear Jessica:

START OVER.

Thanks,

The Primates

Comments

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

maybe she's a furry too!

scaly, probably

[substitute.livejournal.com]

but "christian". wtf?

Re: scaly, probably

[predicate.livejournal.com]

dude.

that's nothing wrong with being a christian sub!

and, you know, having a dragonic personality. and stuff.

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okay, i have to go weep now.

[predicate.livejournal.com]

pfff.

everyone knows dragons are SCALY not FURRY.