Please incinerate the planet

[substitute]

IM from a friend:

I stumbled across the user profile for "A christian submissive dragon otherkin named Jessica."

Dear Jessica:

START OVER.

Thanks,

The Primates

Comments

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

maybe she's a furry too!

scaly, probably

[substitute.livejournal.com]

but "christian". wtf?

Re: scaly, probably

[predicate.livejournal.com]

dude.

that's nothing wrong with being a christian sub!

and, you know, having a dragonic personality. and stuff.

...

...

okay, i have to go weep now.

[predicate.livejournal.com]

pfff.

everyone knows dragons are SCALY not FURRY.

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you the story about Angels, sex, Dinosaurs and there progeny dragons?

also do to the impreciseness of English...
could she be a dragon trapped in a human body that is submissive to Christians?
assuming otherkin.net explains otherkin correctly

My dear Wormwood

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

If part of the whole point is that God made us in His image, then how can one reconcile Christianity with the belief that one inhabits the wrong body? Did God make some people in His image by mistake, or what?

Re: My dear Wormwood

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Not if He's an ancient red dragon!

Re: My dear Wormwood

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

No wonder the Serpent was pissed. "He made me in His image, you posers!"