Eunuchs programmer

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landsend.com has this thing called "virtual model" wherein you put in your height and weight and nose shape and a bunch of other body metrics and it then generates an unearthly, bizarre image of yourself which you can dress up in their clothing.





Fashion goals...

• Accentuate the vertical line of your body.
  
• Reduce the appearance of volume at all levels
  

Do's:

• Choose three button jackets to elongate your silhouette.
  
• Regular point collars and wide lapels are best.
  
• Vertical stripes, small prints, and dark solid colours are ideal.
  
• Stick to supple, light to medium weight fabrics.
  

Don'ts:

• Avoid horizontal stripes and large pattern prints.
  
• Stay away from stiff, bulky or heavy weight fabrics.
  
• Spread or round collars will accentuate your roundness.
  
• Try to stay away from tops and bottoms in contrasting colours, as this will break the vertical line of your silhouette.
  
• Don't wear clothing that is too tight but remember, clothing that's too baggy adds excess volume.
  

Comments

Twins!

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I see you've been out in the sun a bit (unless this is a Mac gamma versus PC gamma thing).

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you only get so many choices. =)