Eunuchs programmer
May. 17th, 2002 07:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substitutelandsend.com has this thing called "virtual model" wherein you put in your height and weight and nose shape and a bunch of other body metrics and it then generates an unearthly, bizarre image of yourself which you can dress up in their clothing.
Fashion goals...
Do's:
Don'ts:
Fashion goals...
- Accentuate the vertical line of your body.
- Reduce the appearance of volume at all levels
Do's:
- Choose three button jackets to elongate your silhouette.
- Regular point collars and wide lapels are best.
- Vertical stripes, small prints, and dark solid colours are ideal.
- Stick to supple, light to medium weight fabrics.
Don'ts:
- Avoid horizontal stripes and large pattern prints.
- Stay away from stiff, bulky or heavy weight fabrics.
- Spread or round collars will accentuate your roundness.
- Try to stay away from tops and bottoms in contrasting colours, as this will break the vertical line of your silhouette.
- Don't wear clothing that is too tight but remember, clothing that's too baggy adds excess volume.
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Date: 2002-05-17 01:18 am (UTC)Get the most out of fashion!
Date: 2002-05-17 01:26 am (UTC)OKAY BUT I WARN YOU LATEX MAKES ME CHAFE SO
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Date: 2002-05-17 05:55 am (UTC)i love the way these assholes word things. I should take the virtual model, it will probably tell me to "disguise lack of voluminous curves in chest cavity"
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Date: 2002-05-17 08:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-17 10:36 am (UTC)Twins!
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