Happy Christmas, everyone!

I elfed myself, and the results are on the elf yourself site here. My first try was a pretty boring Internet joke, so I decided to go back and do it for real.

If that link doesn't work, I put the video online. Streaming is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/elf.html and download is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/d/m/elf.mov

top search results for my website this month

unicode sliderule
octopus people
mopportunity
determined bush
who invented the zodiac signs and how long have they been around?

Okay, the unicode sliderule is something I put up for torgo_x. And the mopportunity is from a Leisuretown caption. I'm worrierd about the Octopus People and the Determined Bush. I think the Manimals know I'm on to them and don't want me to tell the President about the danger.