Costa Mesa delenda est

The batshit insane evil white supremacist Minutemen-backed race-baiting Mexican-hater ticket actually won in Costa Mesa.

For everyone's sake I hope the Mexican-American community there is as chill about this as they have been so far, but I wouldn't blame them for getting very, very angry.

And now, here is the best thing about the election

This photo of the Santorums:

Everything's fine over at wikipedia

"Bipolar disorder (previously known as Jez's Penis) is a psychiatric diagnostic category describing a class of mood disorders in which the person experiences clinical depression and/or mania, hypomania, and/or mixed states."

See also "Natural Chips"

At Mother's Market tonight I saw a "Calorie-Free Honey BBQ Sauce." What the. Response from friends via Sidekick included:

torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!

hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.

mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"

There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.