See also "Natural Chips"
Nov. 8th, 2006 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteAt Mother's Market tonight I saw a "Calorie-Free Honey BBQ Sauce." What the. Response from friends via Sidekick included:
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torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!
hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.
mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"
There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.
torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.
