DEAR STUART: I HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT THE BUNNY

Dear changeng:





Please explain:

1. Your bunny.
   
2. Why the bunny slowly gyrates some times but not other times.
   
3. Why the bunny's crotch is mic'd.
   
4. What the bunny maintenance procedure is that you're performing above.
   
5. Why the bunny performed only during a Doors song.

Thanks in advance,

Your terrified audience, substitute

P.S. I know you say you haven't read it, but I keep thinking about Leisuretown

This year Tamara and I traded wet rags.

( trick or treat )

Thou shalt not blog

via cruel.com:

Blogs - And God's Youth.

Just don't, kids. It's not good to "want a voice," and you shouldn't be tempted by quizzes about flirtation. Plus, idle words are evil. Fortunately I am a professional and a specialist so I get to have one if I want.

About a third of what this guy says is dead on, of course. Blogs are blather, the "current mood" is ridiculous, and posting quizzes and babbling about nothing is in fact a huge waste of time. Point taken. He allows email and instant messaging, though. You'd think that recent events would have given him pause especially about IMing. My favorite paragraph:

Then there is the language itself. Here is a mild example: “If your a hater then whateva i dont have time 4 your negativity in my positive world.” Phrases such as “screwed up,” “I dunno,” and every type of swear word are commonly used. One blog by a young twentysomething in a splinter used the acronym “OMG,” which is a shorthand way to take God’s name in vain.

Wasn't Tyre incinerated because they kept saying "I dunno"?

I suggest a fire.

It's great to see that Tower is continuing to overprice even during their final dying going-out-of-business sale. The CDs and DVDs are all 10% off the insane list price no one pays. Whee.

Three-month-old magazines are 30% off, though, if you're into those.

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